It’s Chocolate Day! There’s all kinds of chocolate: baking, semi-sweet, milk, dark, bittersweet – but while there is a time and place for white chocolate, it’s an imposter and does not belong on a list of chocolates. I like Left Twix and Kinder Schokolade; how about you?
Kirschkernspucken
It’s International Cherry Pit Spitting Day! Or, as the Germans say: Tage des Kirschkernspucken. Whether you’re a seasoned professional or trying it for the first time, it’s all about pitting your spitting skills in friendly competition. Find some cherries; let the games begin!
Have you ever tried spitting a cherry pit? Let me know in the comments!
Mechanical Pencil Day
It’s Mechanical Pencil Day! Always on point and never needing a sharpener, give three clicks (no more; no less) for the writing tool that says, “Lead the way!”
* it’s graphite, I know
** for pencils, the black Ticonderoga #2 is superior
*** I prefer the Sharpie Roller 0.5 for writing, overall
Compliment Your Mirror
Compliment Your Mirror Day! Whether it’s full-length, compact, or rearview, take a moment to look in the mirror (you handsome devil, you) and appreciate your unique beauty. To everyone out there: you’re amazing just the way you are!
And to any Lasombra vampires out there, this is true for you, too.
I Forgot Day
Happy “I Forgot” Day! Embrace all those moments when our minds just blank out. Forgot to reply to that email? Missed a friend’s birthday? No worries! Laugh off the slip-ups and remind yourself it’s okay to forget sometimes. And if there’s some thing you’d like to forget, today’s the day to do it!
What did I forget to do recently? I forgot to hit publish on my Saturday post, ruining my almost 80-Day Posting Streak.
sorrows . . . sorrows . . . prayers
International Joke Day
It’s fitting, on international joke day, to share the funniest joke in the world. Be warned, this joke can prove fatal, and not even the sound of somber music played on gramophone records and the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division can create an aura of protection. And now, the joke:

And if you missed my weekend roundup, don’t forget to check it out!
