I’m a huge fan of Assassin’s Creed.

This week the first trailer for the upcoming Assassin’s Creed movie was released:

What I liked:

Assassin’s Creed!

Michael Fassbender!

the Spanish Inquisition!

Leap of Faith!

Parkour and Fighting!

What I didn’t like:

Backstory – an execution, really?

The animus isn’t the animus – why, wasn’t it “cool” enough?

WHO ON EARTH IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS RAP MUSIC?!

BURN THEM ON THE SPOT!

THIS ISN’T ASSASSIN’S CREED-LIKE AT ALL.

IT’S LIKE THE MUSIC DIRECTOR NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES!

settle down

deep breaths

no apoplexy today

Wait . . . who designed that awful bleeding effect?

I think they took the Creed’s motto

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

way too seriously.

Ah, who am I kidding.

I’m totally going to see this at some point

– and probably love it.

Oh, and Krystal gave me this little guy during Teacher Appreciation Week:

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