It has been approximately 25,550,000,000 days since the last velociraptor attack – excluding events in 1993 on Isla Nublar – but smart money says they’re playing the long game: the very, very, very long game.

Look out! Behind you!!

Oh it’s just a turkey.

Or is it??

If you or a loved one has been attacked by a velociraptor, you may be entitled to financial compensation.