Category: Science

Life is like a Snurricane

So. You may have seen on the news that certain parts of the eastern United States – places that don’t usually get snow – are now blanketed in the stuff. As such, I am snowed in, and while I’d love to have you stop by for a chat and a drink, unless you already live in my neighborhood, I don’t think that’s a wise decision today. So pull up a chair in your own home and pour a beverage from your own reserves and imagine we’re together.

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Make Way for Goslings (All Others will be Towed)

OK, so its Sunday morning and I slept in for two hours then I got up, had breakfast, and did the dishes while listening to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me and then my eyes stared hurting and I feel a headache coming on. I blame the Cybertruck I see whenever I look out my kitchen window.

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April Showers?

I looked back at when I last posted and realized things have been up and down both  mentally and physically over the last few weeks, which is probably why I thought it was only a week, maybe ten days at most since I wrote anything, only to log in and see it’s been almost twenty days. But don’t worry; I have a plan. 

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The Caffeinated Goose

It’s coffee day, and while I’ve cut my intake from two pots to two cups (usually) I still enjoy it immensely. I usually have Death Wish coffee on Mondays and Thursdays (days I typically need an extra boost) and Cafe Bustelo the rest of the week – both with the equivalent of two cream, two sugar.

It’s also goose day, so head on down to the river with some instant brew and cast it upon the waters for our feathered friends. On second thought, maybe that’s how we get geese with knives?

Helium and Bad Poetry

It’s both helium discovery day and bad poetry day, so of course I’ve written a poorly-done limerick on the discovery of helium:

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Celebrate Your Lakes Day

Celebrate Your Lakes Day! Although observed locally in New Hampshire, there’s no law restricting you from celebrating your own lakes. Growing up, that was Lake Wallenpaupack, which you may remember from the Booze Cruise episode of “The Office” – what’s your lake?

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