rantings & ramblings
OK, so its Sunday morning and I slept in for two hours then I got up, had breakfast, and did the dishes while listening to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me and then my eyes stared hurting and I feel a headache coming on. I blame the Cybertruck I see whenever I look out my kitchen window.
Continue reading “Make Way for Goslings (All Others will be Towed)”
I looked back at when I last posted and realized things have been up and down both mentally and physically over the last few weeks, which is probably why I thought it was only a week, maybe ten days at most since I wrote anything, only to log in and see it’s been almost twenty days. But don’t worry; I have a plan.
Continue reading “April Showers?”
It’s coffee day, and while I’ve cut my intake from two pots to two cups (usually) I still enjoy it immensely. I usually have Death Wish coffee on Mondays and Thursdays (days I typically need an extra boost) and Cafe Bustelo the rest of the week – both with the equivalent of two cream, two sugar.
It’s also goose day, so head on down to the river with some instant brew and cast it upon the waters for our feathered friends. On second thought, maybe that’s how we get geese with knives?
It’s both helium discovery day and bad poetry day, so of course I’ve written a poorly-done limerick on the discovery of helium:
Continue reading “Helium and Bad Poetry”
Celebrate Your Lakes Day! Although observed locally in New Hampshire, there’s no law restricting you from celebrating your own lakes. Growing up, that was Lake Wallenpaupack, which you may remember from the Booze Cruise episode of “The Office” – what’s your lake?
Happy World Snake Day! Even if you’re not a fan, take a moment to appreciate their importance and consider learning something new about these fascinating, amazing reptiles. Every creature has its place in nature!
Even if that place is far away from me, thank you very much.
Running In My Head 