Today is buttered corn day so do whatever butters your corn. It’s also opening night for Twelfth Night so that’s where my mind is.
Opening Night
Happy Happy
Today is “never bean happier” day, which might also be called “pet companionship day” so please show me your nonhuman pals
and no, that’s not a typo, the day is named for a therapy dog named Bean 😊
Sweet Tea Day
It’s sweet tea day! I’ve tried cutting back on the sugar in my sweet tea but there’s only so much you can cut before it stops being sweet – know what I mean? In terms of drive-through teas, Dunkin Donuts has some of the best sweet tea in my opinion. How sweet it is!
Bacon Lemonade Radio
🎙️ Attention foodies and refreshment fans: the ultimate summer combo you didn’t know you needed is Bacon Lover’s Day AND Lemonade Day! Start off with sizzling, crispy bacon, then cool off with refreshing, ice-cold lemonade. Sweet, salty, and oh-so-satisfying: it’s the tastiest day of the year! 🎙️
(It’s also radio day, hence the announcement-style post and microphones)
International Orangutan Day
Today is International Orangutan Day. Terry Pratchett once observed that “in all the worlds graced by their presence, it is suspected that they can talk but choose not to do so in case humans put them to work, possibly in the television industry.”
Asked for comment, one orangutan said simply “OOK”.
Helium and Bad Poetry
It’s both helium discovery day and bad poetry day, so of course I’ve written a poorly-done limerick on the discovery of helium:
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Running In My Head 