A List of Things on my Desk:
3/4 eaten chocolate Easter bunny (crispy riced chocolate)
cat named Smokey
2 thumb drives
1 stapler
a stack of fast food coupons
remotes for the TV and PS3
toenail clippers
1 paperclip
a lemon seed
87 cents in loose change
coffee cup, sans coffee
my cell phone
broken toothpick
used sticky note with “BeFunky” written on it
1 rubber band
NHD pin
Snickers Mini wrappers
3 pencils
2 SD cards
assorted receipts from my pockets
empty TP roll
pepper mill
lint roller
2 coasters
printer
computer
fork
lip balm
bookends
tea tin containing writing prompts
candle: “Edgar Allan Poe” from Paddywax
Chlamydia doll
Strike that.
Gonorrhea.
Running In My Head 
What is a chlamydia doll? Am I going to regret asking?
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Argle Bargle that should be gonorrhea.
I updated the post to include pictures!
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For educational purposes? I’m still a little argled!
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I believe it’s for humor. I received it as a gag gift several months ago.
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Haha I love that you have a sticky note with “BeFunky” written on it! Was it a reminder to check out http://www.befunky.com? I’d love to hear your thoughts if you did!
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