In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

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It’s Monday and I haven’t had my coffee.

Also in the spring, my sinuses turn towards thoughts of allergies.

pressure buildup

headaches

bloody noses

cough

fever

Wait, what?

Allergies and and spring cold at the same time?!

Thank you, Nature!

Not.

At least now I know what’s wrong, so I can get some medicine.

Just as long as it’s not like that cough medicine I got back in college.

You know, the cheap, off-brand stuff sold in the Campus Store. Something like “Mr. Sniffy’s Good Night Cough Serum.”I took that stuff and couldn’t remember the next three days of my life.

I didn’t go to hospital, my friends said I was the life of the party, and I gave my best speech of the entire semester – too bad I didn’t remember giving it or what it was supposed to be about.

I often wonder what happened those three days . . .

What’s annoying you today?

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