Surely this can’t be normal:
. . . 
So, the undead have the right to petition for a redress of grievances.
I sense that this will open up the courts to all sorts of civil rights suits for the differentially-vitaled.
You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying!
– Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight
Running In My Head 