Don’t Worry: Zombie Apocalypse “Part of the Plan”

Surely this can’t be normal:

. . . Furious Ancestors

So, the undead have the right to petition for a redress of grievances.

I sense that this will open up the courts to all sorts of civil rights suits for the differentially-vitaled.

You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying!

– Heath Ledger as The Joker in The Dark Knight

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