If you shmear it, they will come.
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2016 Bonus Round 6: Bagels v Toast
If you shmear it, they will come.
The World Is Broken And So Am I
A poem(?) written during a case of insomnia. Continue reading “The World Is Broken And So Am I”
Teaser Tuesday: At The Existentialist Cafe
Like your name announced at a restaurant, the Wheel of Time has turned ’round to Teaser Tuesday. Continue reading “Teaser Tuesday: At The Existentialist Cafe”
Monday Morning Grievance: Losing My Cool
🎶 Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I’m flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn to smoke
But I feel fine 🎶 Continue reading “Monday Morning Grievance: Losing My Cool”
Philosopher’s Ï€
My family often states that I’m not adventurous or spontaneous.
Perhaps they’re right about that.
But when it comes to food . . . Continue reading “Philosopher’s Ï€”
Don’t Worry: Zombie Apocalypse “Part of the Plan”
Surely this can’t be normal: Continue reading “Don’t Worry: Zombie Apocalypse “Part of the Plan””
Running In My Head 