Of life’s many decisions, this was one of the most trivial. It was also one of the most divisive.
“Let me check.”
[A FEW MINUTES LATER]
“Yeah, they range from $7 to $15.”
“Well, while you were gone I found the same thing for 99¢.”
Great, here we go again: Book v Nook. I could tell you right now how this conversation will go:
“You know I don’t like ebooks.”
“But it’s cheaper.”
“Maybe, but how much did we have to spend on that thing in the first place?”
“That’s irrelevant. It’s what I wanted for my birthday. You don’t have to use it if you don’t want to.”
“But then I won’t be able to read it.”
“Well then, that’s your fault. I don’t see what you have against my Nook anyway.”
“Hey now, I gave it a shot. Do you have any idea how hard it was to read Ulysses without marking pages or taking notes? It was the most miserable reading experience of my life.”
“Well I like it. I can read in bed without holding a heavy book over my head.”
“Books don’t lose charge.”
“I can hold an entire library.”
“My books are books. You’re just holding a screen.”
“My books are cheaper.”
“And how many of those have you read more than once?”
“ALL of them!”
“More than twice?”
“Most of them…”
“Your books take up so much space we could build a whole other house out of them.”
“You mean a house with built-in bookshelves?”
“No, that’s not what I meant and you know it!”
“Look let’s not argue. It’s not worth it.”
“Yeah, you’re right. So which one do you think is best?”
“Well, this one has decent cover art.”
Let’s skip all this, shall we?
“Well, this one’s $9, the typeface is alright, and the cover art is decent.”
“Looks good to me. Do you want another candle for the living room?”
This is a work of semi-fiction. The conversation here is an amalgam of previous conversations between my wife and me. It is posted here with her knowledge. FWIW: She laughed.
This post is being published as part of Writing 101. Challenge 7: Write a post based on the contrast between two things — whether people, objects, emotions, places, or something else. Write your post in the form of a dialogue.