The World Is Broken And So Am I

A poem(?) written during a case of insomnia. Continue reading “The World Is Broken And So Am I”

Monday Morning Grievance: Losing My Cool

🎶 Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I’m flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn to smoke
But I feel fine 🎶 Continue reading “Monday Morning Grievance: Losing My Cool”

Philosopher’s Ï€

My family often states that I’m not adventurous or spontaneous.

Perhaps they’re right about that.

But when it comes to food . . . Continue reading “Philosopher’s Ï€”

Don’t Worry: Zombie Apocalypse “Part of the Plan”

Surely this can’t be normal: Continue reading “Don’t Worry: Zombie Apocalypse “Part of the Plan””

2016 Bonus Round 5: Pancakes v Waffles

Then it’s off to the Waffle House and Pancake Mix.

– Chris Bridges

Continue reading “2016 Bonus Round 5: Pancakes v Waffles”

Monday Morning Grievance: Bad Memes

Don’t believe everything you read, especially if it relies on pictures. Continue reading “Monday Morning Grievance: Bad Memes”

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