Wait, Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me! has the Listener Limerick Challenge. This is like that, except totally different.
Make Way for Hedgehogs!
The hedgehogs’ nightly excursions
were subject to several aversions
– trash and low walls
just might kill them all –
so to save them, we’ll build a diversion!
The Deer Aren’t All Right
While shifting my car into gear
I noticed a sign; it was queer.
No Passing, No Texting,
Beware of Blasting,
And Look Out for Suicidal Deer!
Dog Days Are Over
A dog wanted to go for a run,
and it saw some folks having fun,
so it tagged along
(though it didn’t belong),
placing seventh in the half-marathon!