Visiting a buffet leaves me with one burning question:

Just how much do I have to eat to justify the cost?

Though I have to admit, the variety is great.

No excuse for being rude; plenty for everyone – corn & apples to heart’s content.

No need to shove like this guy:

Deer 6

Hey buddy, kicking patrons in the head is frowned upon in this establishment.

I’d ask you to leave, but there’s really no point. It’s not like I can get a restraining order, and you’ll just be back tomorrow with the same crowd.