A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

~ Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

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It’s Monday and I haven’t had my coffee.

I like onions:

on my hamburger

in my salad

deep-fried onions

onion-flavored dressing

on sandwiches

Onions do not like me

and, several hour later,

onions cause other people to really not like me.

Sigh.

What’s annoying you today?

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