A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.
~ Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
It’s Monday and I haven’t had my coffee.
I like onions:
on my hamburger
in my salad
deep-fried onions
onion-flavored dressing
on sandwiches
Onions do not like me
and, several hour later,
onions cause other people to really not like me.
Sigh.
Running In My Head 