Some time ago I painted a gnome. I named him Gnome Chomsky because how can you resist that pun!? It is literally impossible to do so.
Tasked with taking scale photos, he ventured off the bookshelf and into the wide world
. . . sort of.
Why are you taking pictures of me this early in the morning?
I haven’t had my coffee yet!
Is this the bus stop or the subway station?
Perhaps it’s only a Scrabble letter . . .
Can they make advertising any more in-your-face?
Not to mention the fact it’s totally working!
“Modern Architecture” . . . Bah!
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque . . .
. . . and I’ve never even been there!
That Pixar fellow is certainly taller in real life.
Finally made it to the office!